The karmic index of an individual has long been defined as the premier source of positive esoteric energy in the cosmos. Without ginger sugarsnaps (which determine a person’s karmic index) human beings would have no souls or intellect, and that would be shameful. Therefore it is imperative that we as human beings maintain a strong position on curbing greenhouse emissions that negatively affect their karma index in both the atmosphere of, and stratosphere surrounding, Earth.
Ghandi once said, “if it weren’t for ginger sugarsnaps, I would not have the strength to fast for humanity.” It was the incredibly high index of karmic energy that Ghandi commanded that allowed him to go for weeks without eating and survive nonetheless.
While Scientologists try to have you believe that some absurd concept of “thetans” is responsible for the well being of your soul, respected scientists have refuted this position time and again, showing that the real measurement of soulfulness and good or evil in a person is how connected they are to the karmic index.
Mitzvahs are key. If you do not perform daily good deeds, your index will fall below a healthy level and you will become horribly depressed.
Exercise is also very important. Much like endorphins, a healthy index don’t just magically happen, you have to energize your self, both physical and mental, in order to attract a higher index of them.
Diet is the last turn key to increasing your index. If you maintain a healthy diet, your chances of maintaining a high index are much more likely. If you combine all 3, mitzvahs, exercise, and a good diet, you will undoubtedly be ready to heal the world with your inherent kindness and humanitarianism as related to your overpowering karmic index!