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Blind Man A blind man enters a lady’s bar by mistake. Finding his way to the bar, he orders a drink. After a few drinks he yells, “Does anybody want to hear a blonde joke?” The place gets silent. Then a woman with a deep, husky voice sitting to the right of the man says, “Sir, since you are blind, I think it is only fair to let you know that The bartender is a blonde woman. The bouncer is a blonde woman. The woman on your left is blonde and a professional wrestler. I’m a six foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate. The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. Do you still want to tell that joke?” “Nah,” says the man. “Not if I’m gonna have to explain it FIVE times.”
She Was Soooo Blonde… – She thought a quarterback was a refund. – She thought General Motors was in the army. – She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. – She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. – At the bottom of an application where it says ‘Sign here:’ she wrote ‘Sagittarius.’ – She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She Was Soooo Blonde… – She sent a fax with a stamp on it. – Under ‘education’ on her job application, she put ‘Hooked On Phonics.’ – She tripped over a cordless phone. – She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said ‘Concentrate.’ – She told me to meet her at the corner of ‘WALK’ and ‘DON’T WALK.’ – She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
She Was Soooo Blonde… – She studied for a blood test. – She sold the car for gas money. – When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. – When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, ‘Airport Left,’ she turned around and went home. – When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. – She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless. – She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. – She had a shirt that said ‘TGIF,’ which she thought stood for ‘This Goes In Front.’ – She thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.
Guess Who Knows the State Capitals? A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, “go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them.” A redhead said, “O.K., what’s the capital of Wyoming?” The blonde replied, “Oh, that’s easy, ‘W’.